THEN, IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, I WILL REPAIR IT, REPLACE IT, OR REFUND 100% OF THE MONEY YOU PAID.
Pretty good deal, eh? But check this out:
Anytime -- ANYTIME -- after you purchase a canvas product from Don Strinz Tipi, I WILL REPAIR THE CANVAS IF IT IS DAMAGED BY ANYTHING OTHER THAN ROT OR FIRE AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT SHIPPING CHARGES (BOTH WAYS).
This never-before-heard-of guarantee covers the canvas only, and doesn't include poles, ropes, stakes or pegs.
I know my guarantee sounds pretty incredible. So let me say it a different way.
If mice chew holes in your wall tent, or if your tipi is damaged in a windstorm, or if your brother-in-law falls into your one-pole and leaves a rip at the top, or if you suffer any similar Act Of Nature (okay, some of the things brothers-in-law do just aren't natural, but you get the idea) -- I'll fix the canvas.
I'll patch it at my expense, other than the shipping charges, which you pay. If you don't want patches, I can replace entire panels at a very reasonable fee.
I can't repair rot. Store your shelter dry and you won't have to worry about that.
I can't fix a shelter that has burned down. It's just too darned hard to sew ashes.
Aw, what the heck, if it's just a little burn hole, send me the canvas, cover the return shipping, and I'll patch that free too.
I can assure you that my canvas products are the best of their kind. That's why I can make this guarantee.
Don Strinz